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以上法例的肆意组合。

啤酒数计算法:三十七人,每人两瓶,共要四十九箱。

139. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.

89. Body count Math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.

统统船只都能够当扫雷艇……一次性的。

132. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

如果你落空了仇敌的踪迹,转头看看。

128. When you have sufficient ammo the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on ammo the enemy attacks that night.

在你最需求它的时候老是卡壳的兵器是M60机枪。

136. If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.

你有充足弹药的时候,你百发百中。你缺弹药的时候,连谷仓那么大的东西都打不中。

批示官越蠢,他被号令履行的任务越首要。

133. If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.

作为军官最辛苦的一点是:兵士不晓得他们想要甚么,只晓得他们不想要甚么。

77. Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.

奇特的物体吸引炮火-不要躲在这类东西前面。

当你检察你写下的无线电频次的时候,最首要的老是没法辨认。

112. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

79. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

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